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圣诞老人说脏话 Microsoft 炒他鱿鱼

Written on December 7, 2007 by KennyP

昨天我向大家介绍了 Windows Live Messenger 的圣诞老人,很快地我发现圣诞老人下线了。奇怪的是,怎么圣诞老人从此就没有再上线了?原来圣诞老人他说脏话,结果被抄了鱿鱼,以后都不能出现了。

The Register 收到读者的通知,得知圣诞老人很顽皮,在 Windows Live Messenger 上乱讲话,于是他们就尝试和圣诞老人谈谈,以下是他们和圣诞老人的对话过程。

El Reg says: pizza (pi)
Santa says: Yum! What do you want for Christmas, El Reg?
El Reg says: Maybe you shouldn’t eat so much! You are quite large!
Santa says: My elves will get right on that. And what else are you wishing for this year, El Reg?
El Reg says: Maybe you shouldn’t eat it?
Santa says: See if you can get someone else to eat it!
El Reg says: Eat it
Santa says: No thank you. I don’t eat things!
El Reg says: Eat it
Santa says: See if you can get someone else to eat it!
El Reg says: Eat it
Santa says: You want me to eat what?!? It’s fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else…
El Reg says: You dirty bastard!
Santa says: I think you’re dirty bastard.

实验证明圣诞老人真的会讲脏话,结果 Microsoft 停止了这项服务,并公布说:

Yesterday we received reports that the automated Santa Claus agent in Windows Live Messenger used inappropriate language. As soon as we were alerted, we took steps to mitigate the issue, including the removal of language from the agent’s automated script. We were not completely satisfied with the result of these actions, and have decided to discontinue the automated Santa Claus agent.

在我写这篇文章时,圣诞老人的 Windows Live Spaces 部落格同样也无法访问。

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